In another Twitter post the therapist implores prospective lovers: "Get to know your new partner. Spend an evening cleaning one another." Elsewhere he is more succinct: "Do not underestimate the female nipple."
However, while the good doctor is refreshingly open in discussing sexual matters, he refuses to tolerate any rude or "negative messages" from his growing army of fans and takes great pride in blocking troublesome correspondents with the firm refrain: "You are now blocked – Dr Peter Thraft".
The feed, which has been running since January purports to be written by the Leicester-based Thraft and the tone is one of a man who takes himself incredibly seriously, even when advising his readers that "slowly licking each other's face is an exciting way to begin foreplay". The author even goes to the lengths of carefully following leading golfers such as Paul Azinger and Nick Faldo to support his biographical premise that he is a "family man who loves golf".
However Thraft's growing band of followers have long suspected that his feeds are the work of a professional comedian because they are so amusing – solemnly mixing observations about golf and the weather with graphic descriptions of sex and combined with a paper-thin ego.
"The tweets are funny because Dr Peter Thraft is so fully alive and so realistic he almost could be real, and yet if he were real, he would only become funny, if at all, in very different way," writes the blogger privatematters4publicthings.[...] guardian.co.uk
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